Jesus Called It Peggy Answered Awww Sordid Lives T-Shirt
CVC Black / S
$29.95
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Jesus Called It Peggy Answered Awww Sordid Lives T-Shirt
Blank: Next Level
Garment: Tee
Fit: Unisex fit. True to size. Slightly fitted—size up for relaxed
$29.95
A funny Sordid Lives-inspired graphic tee for fans who know the line, love the chaos, and appreciate a perfectly dramatic Southern movie reference. This black T-shirt features bold pink lettering, a Texas outline, and a car-and-trailer graphic with the phrase “Jesus Called It, Peggy Answered ‘Awww…’”
It’s a great conversation starter for fans of cult comedies, Southern humor, campy movie quotes, and unforgettable characters. Wear it to movie nights, pride events, casual weekends, road trips, or anywhere a true fan will catch the reference.
Perfect for: ✨ Fans of campy Southern comedy ✨ Texans and Texas-at-heart folks ✨ Church humor lovers ✨ Wig, beer, and cigarette jokes (the holy trinity 😂) ✨ Gag gifts and birthday laughs ✨ Anyone who appreciates over-the-top, theatrical Southern charm.
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Use mild detergent only
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on the printed design
- Do not dry clean
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