Christmas Vacation Quote, Couldn't Be More Surprised Tee
Black / S
$29.95
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Christmas Vacation Quote, Couldn't Be More Surprised Tee
Blank: Bella+Canvas 3001 Tee
Garment: Tee
Fit: Unisex fit. True to size. Size up for oversized.
$29.95
A bold retro quote tee for anyone who loves dry humor, dramatic one-liners, and vintage-inspired pop culture style. This design features oversized stacked typography with the phrase “I Couldn’t Be More Surprised If I Woke Up With My Head Sewn to the Carpet,” giving it that deadpan, cult-comedy energy without needing to say too much.
Finished with a subtle nod up front, this tee features a small moose chest graphic inspired by one of the most iconic holiday movie moments—clean, understated, and perfect for fans who know.
Perfect for fans of sarcastic statement shirts, holiday chaos humor, classic comedy vibes, and conversation-starting graphic tees.
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Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Use mild detergent only
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on the printed design
- Do not dry clean
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